royce_icon (royce_icon) wrote,

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I'm auditioning to be a male stripper

Yes, I am. Tonight I called The Full Monty, a local male strip club, and I'm going to audition tomorrow night. I'm probably way too ugly, but I need a damn job, and it sounds fun.

Other stuff has happened but I don't feel like typing it out, so here's a short summary of recent events: my shitty pc laptop isnt working well, I finished my poetry book (just need to get the cover done), I've been applying to various jobs, and I just shaved off a large portion of body hair.

I'll let you know how the audition goes.
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